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  1. Shagsjr

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    I have a good point to make people oxhorn hates people with long ears right? (maybe the"race" i am talking about like trees and nature.) i am of course talking about TROLLS. Trolls have been in many oxhorn flims but i haved noticed very long ago that trolls have long ears (duh.) Anyways i wanted to make my point fans and oxhorn so i still love ur vids (and trolls :P.) but im am clearly stating that.

    From, Shagsjr of scarlet crusade or.....
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    p.s. trolls will be druids in cata soooooo they going with the earth but i am not saying all druids are like elfs (oxhorn blood elfs are ok but night elfs are GAY!!!!) anyways i am saying that is all :P see ya

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  3. Old Ironbark

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    Aye but as he states, the tusks make up for that minor inconvenient truth.


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  4. ilili

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    Elfs = "handsome" = EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
    Trolls = "ugly" = AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
    And how the hell could nelfs be more "gay" than belfs?


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  5. Reklaw

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    Also, I'm pretty sure trolls don't eat hummus.

    They eat gnomes. Mm.

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  6. ilili

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    Right, Trolls don't EAT hummus, they SMOKE it!
    And they're not just eating gnomes, but meat in general, meaning Humans, Elfs,
    Gnomes, Dwarfs (but only sometimes, cuz they are too chewy :P) and about everything else they can get their babaric little hands on and the things Trolls can't eat they use to make drugs. The Orcs (those racists!) though have forbidden cannibalism an the consuming of the enemys flesh, so the Trolls had to give up a BIG part of their precious culture because Thrall's a damned hippie. Yes, THRALLS A HIPPIE for taking the freedom of eating everything they want to eat from the Trolls!

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  7. Nosphaer

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    Yeah, trolls make up for being the ancestors of elves by retaining their savage attitude and having pretty tusks...

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  8. Shagsjr

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    hey guys ty for comments you all have good points

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  9. Oxhorn

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    See, Trolls have tusks, so that makes up for their ears.

    Evens out.

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  10. Baron Mueller

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    Also, not liking Trolls is racist, is socially acceptable to hate Elves.

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  11. Random2themax

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    Trolls, also, do not like Elves either ever since the fall of the Amani Epimire, so Ox could probably overlook the ear problem.

    Random for random reasons

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  12. Old Ironbark

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    Well the bloodelves were misled by magic and power and their leaders. Once Kael'thas finally left to go do his Illidan/Burning Legion stuff did the elves finally see the light. Lots more back story to the elves but they aren't just pure evil, not many things are. lol

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  13. Random2themax

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    True, but that doesn't mean there isn't mistrust and dislike between the two races.

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  14. kyande

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    Sylvanas might be pure evil though...She is pure awesomeness for sure.


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  15. Prime

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    I love Sylvanas <3 I'd marry her, (Yes I am a video game nerd.)

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  16. Old Ironbark

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    I still think Sylvanas is going to get herself killed or kicked out of the horde. Still want to see the undead break away from the horde in another expansion and a few, perhaps, new races join them and we'd have 3 factions. How confusing would that be. :P

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  17. Baron Mueller

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    Elves, so bloiting trendy.

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  18. ilili

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    It would be terrible if we could no longer play undead. The undead warlock/mage has been a great part of the horde's badassness!

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  19. guitarguy

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    Lol i toatally agree with every thing all of you said but i am a Belf user and honestly they are not as bad as teh night elfs (yes i despise Nelfs) two good things one they are dead set on killing the humans second they are on the hord so you gotta like em better then the Nelfs

    Wow so this is it.... it kinda sux
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  20. ilili

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    Well a good thing about the nelfs is that the belfs are their enemies :P
    btw wanting to kill is wrong D:
    If I got it right the belfs give a damn pork about the humans....

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  21. guitarguy

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    but then the humans betrayed them so now the belfs hate them and if i do say so my self who is on the apposing faction to the hord, i rest my case.

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  22. Baron Mueller

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    The Humans didn't betray them, they just didn't aid them, the Blood Elves just viewed that the Alliance didn't come to their aid for absolutely no reason. Not taking into account that 1) Lorderon was burning to the ground, 2) The Dwarves and Humans and Stormwind were still rebuilding from the Second War, and were too far away to even hear of the troubles. Really throughout most of the history of the Elves they are fair weather friends and fickle at best.

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  23. guitarguy

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    either way look who is on the hord now

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  24. ilili

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    That's Sylvanas fault!

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  25. Prime

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    I have a Troll, he's level 6 and a priest. I love him dearly along with my Tauren. Though, I don't play much.

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  26. Shagsjr

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    well night elfs are very very gay because they love trees eat humus and some live in the wild so the night elfs are gay plus they make fluffy sweaters and stuff sooooo yea but belfs are ok because they had hard times and they got well betrayed (sorta by the humans so they fell like D-bags for betraying Helfs in some way cuz Hekfs are soft byt u got to tough them up) Anyways thats all i wanted to say because i had good points to make there 2 and i know this cuz i played warcraft games :P

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  27. ilili

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    In Warcraft 3 I never thought of the nelfs as gay. Never. Actually, even today I can't find anything that makes the nelfs gay, because being a hippy doesn't mean you're neccesarily gay. And living in the wild reeks of awesomeness, just take Gubber Blump. And please show me a picture of an nelf wearing a fluffy sweater. I've never seen one. It's different with the belfs because they have looooong blond hair and are just peeeeeerfect with all their pink backgrounds and their BEATIFUL striders, leaving out their dances....

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  28. Baron Mueller

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    The original Night Elves, were supposed to be murderous, barbarous, feral killers rivaling that of the Orcs- link below, notice the female is drinking blood.

    http://theothertale.com/prologue/index.php?/topic/1917-night-elf-concept-art/

    I believe that's either Chris Metzen's or Samwise Didier's art work, in the original I saw there was a signature, however this particular one it got cropped off. They maintained a lot of this idea through most of Warcraft 3, learning more towards druidism than barbarism. However they decided what most companies go with when making a game or movie. "Sex sells." Hence why we have the hyper-masculine looking male Night Elves, and the very overtly sexually dolled up females.

    The original High Elves, had very little in their Lore pertaining to magic or an addiction to same. The only allusion to magic was the Rune Stone which protected them from the Orc's demon magiks (is was spelled that way in the manual!). The original Elves (not High, Blood, or Night) as they were called in Warcraft II were very similar to J.R.R Tolkien's elves; rangers, who fought with ornate weapons or elegant craftsmanship, and distrusting of other races. Once again, the desire for a sexual-esque race on the Horde side lead them to where they are now.

    Neither are really "Gay", or "Hippies" no more than say the Tauren. The lore and and marketing strategies just changed to suit their environment, a video game for 12-34 (average) year olds.

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  29. ilili

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    I'm not talking about the ancient and unadjusted concept arts and manuals. And I still haven't seen the nelf in the fluffy sweater.

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  30. Shagsjr

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    yea ilili gotz a point

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  31. Nosphaer

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    I demanded a third faction long ago... But apparently blizz isn't ready to create an in-game Switzerland >_> (mumbling about a 'lazy blizz')

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